Interestingly she kept me awake by telling me not to snore just as I was dozing off. After she did that twice I couldn't get to sleep and we entered an interesting sleepy but horny but not sleeping state. This could have carried on most of the night but self-control and knowing all too well just how shit I was going to feel the following morning allowed me to break the cycle..
And now to try to bugfix why a network card will only get a DHCP address once it's got a static address... ?!?