In fact, while I'm on the subject of explaining myself I thought I'd tell you some oddities about myself. I'm not religious. I'm obviously going straight to hell/being reincarnated as a slug/whatever your religious non-believer punishment is. I don't believe in Christmas. Bah humbug. I don't do clothes. Some of yuo may have already noticed. I hate shopping. No, really. I don't do romantic gifts. See previous point. I don't take sides in arguments. I see both sides and usually it's personal choice. I play devil's advocate. I favour balance.
So what do I do? Well.. I like to help friends if they'll let me. I'll go to great lengths to help them. It's something I get a lot of enjoyment from. Instead of romantic gifts I prefer doing something thoughtful that takes effort. In this way I show my affection for someone. I ride a motorbike :) Oh, and I'm a geek. Anything else is a figment of your overactive imaginations, or at least that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)