First things first - happy birthday to olsw :)
Secondly, no, I'm not at work today. Slept terribly in the night and woke up to the alarm but switched it off and went back to sleep. Got woken up at 10am by my SC asking if I was coming in today - whoops. He also mentioned that I'd been given an informal verbal warning and that it was summed up in the email that's sitting in my inbox. Not surprising really but as he said now that I have jobs this won't be an issue. *sigh* I will get another job soon, honest!
Finally, leave all your (anonymous or otherwise) valentine's messages for me here! One at a time, that's it. Round up, come on. Anyone? Hellooo? *sigh*