Mmm... hair wash
Mmm... clean sheets
Oh look.. Stargate SG-1. The new series. Ho hum...
OMG! It has Ben Browder, the lead from Farscape in it! He's set to take over SG-1! *perks*
Now, all it needs is Claudia Black and it'll be perfect.
*stargate fires up*
*enter Claudia Black, in rather tight-fitting black leather outfit, right on cue*