April 18th, 2004

oooooooo!

Quotes from the stone

[TV programme]: Showing blokes who can't seem to get a girl:
[TV programme]: "His pulling technique is much like his bowling.."
me: "What, always off to the left?!"

[TV programme]: Showing smarmy salesman showing off his successful technique after finishing massaging a woman - somewhat paraphrased;
[TV programme] Woman: "Go away!"
[TV programme] Man: "No, really I'm nice.."
[TV programme]: (They swap numbers)
me: "Well she's naked lying on a table, she's not going anywhere. I'm sure she just gave him her number so she could escape!"
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