"My brain's putting in typos where there aren't any.."
Ugh.. and the rest of the evening characterised by: exploding beer cans, subsequent wet feet, more subsequent wet feet, 'jiggeredness' :/, and now she's trying to mash my keyboard and lose my update! Bah! Oh, and play with/lose my nipples! Gah! Say I. And up until now whenever I pressed 'd' or 'm' it would minimise my window and restore it again. Um.
Can I go home now please? Funnily enough that is now quite realistic as I live just 5 mins drive from here... but still I'm sure I'll think of a way to make kissycat1000 (fuck off) pay for that!!!