"We need a chick... we need a chick who's cool.. who doesn't suck.. uuh, no wait a minute.. that's not what I meant. We need a chick who's got tattoos on her butt. We need one of those chicks! And like, a chick who's like been around the block, who's older, who's done it a lot of times. We need a chick who used to be married to some dork and so now like she's all wild and stuff.."